Can you put a Starbucks in Wal-Mart? Buy a latte as you pick out your gun. Can you put a Starbucks in Wal-Mart? Let Conglomerates dictate your fun. Can you put a Starbucks in Wal-Mart? Wear your clothes from Banana and Gap. Can you put a Starbucks in Wal-Mart? Fall into the tedious trap. Can you put a Starbucks in Wal-Mart? Shop at Staples: Eat at T.G.I.F. Can you put a Starbucks in Wal-Mart? Play top 40 until you go deaf. Why not take a stand for the individual, Make some choices and ring your own bell. If you put a Starbucks in Wal-Mart, Then the world is soon going to Hell... (SHE spies a cute guy in the distance) ellooo.
©Colette Freedman
This is an excerpt from my play "Soap Boxing" in which: Adam and Eve fight over society’s rapidly intensifying monoculture. It was done at the Odyssey Theatre by Circus Theatricals/The New American Theatre in 2004